Every dewy-eyed youth that logs on to this thing and starts entering text for the very first time probably has a dorky entry called "My first entry". So I'm a sheep like the rest of you. So what?
Anyways, I saw someone on a popular internet chat server using this web site and I thought, hey, a site that no one will read! Lots of text, very few graphics, and a premise that every shmuck on the net wants to use. "My Fascinating Life". Sheeyah, right.
Anyone out there read Metropolitan, the comic book? Neither have I, but I've flipped through a few issues. And, my God, is Spider Jerusalem the alpha writer or what? In the issue I read, he gets paid to be really cynical, and has a material block that synthesizes food on voice command, and uses garbage as a matter source for said food!
This made me sit up and howl in lust, kids. Plus he carries guns, and uses them to blow up someone's car, and owns a cat, and had all kinds of women that he can't handle becuase he's a pathetic recluse of a writer.
Anyways, in the book, he writes a column for the paper The Word and basically tears a hole in everything he sees.
Booze, babes, guns, and a job that pays you to be nasty and cynical while writing columns. Man, if anyone out there knows a well-paying job like that, contact me. I plan to have a lot of fun writing this. If you don't have a lot of fun reading it, surf someplace else.
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